Thursday, October 23, 2014

What is cuffing?

Hey love,


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Ahh yes, Cuffing: The act of choosing a mate to settle down with specifically and only for cooler seasons of the year. Regional variations will apply. A cuffing season in a warmer climate will be short than that in a cooler climate.


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Typically cuffing season begins during the fall and ends right around spring, paving the way for spring flings and summer romances.


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Those that are cuffed typically spend a lot of time indoors, snuggling, watching netflix, eating, playing video games, occasionally going to the movies or dinner dates, and having sex. Lots of sex.


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During cuffing season people with uterus’s have to be careful as hell as being cuffed has caused an increase in summer babies. In fact, the worst the winter is, the more babies are produced.


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So take my advice, if you choose to cuff this fall/winter season, cuff a person you can trust that has great taste in movies, knows when to order chinese, and has lots of protection. you will need it.


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